{"product_id":"small-dog-mentality-doggy-tank-top","title":"Small Dog Mentality Doggy Tank Top","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmall Dog Mentality™ – Oversized body. Tiny-dog confidence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust because they're 100 pounds doesn't mean they know it! The Small Dog Mentality™ Dog Shirt from Ambizion Pooch™ is made for the gentle giant who still believes they're the perfect lap dog.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf your oversized pup insists on squeezing into your lap, curling up on the smallest dog bed, climbing onto the couch without an invitation, or trying to be carried like a puppy, this hilarious shirt perfectly captures their larger-than-life personality... and their adorably inaccurate sense of size.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo them, personal space is just a suggestion, and if they fit one paw on your lap, the rest of them is coming too!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLightweight fit designed for dogs of all sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny statement graphic that's sure to get laughs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for walks, dog parks, family gatherings, vacations, and social media photos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐶\u003c\/span\u003e Gentle Giants\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🛋️\u003c\/span\u003e Self-Proclaimed Lap Dogs\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e❤️\u003c\/span\u003e Big Dogs with Even Bigger Hearts\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📸\u003c\/span\u003e Funny Family Photos\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e Dogs Who Have No Concept of Personal Space\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous lap sitting, oversized cuddles, surprise kisses, and repeated attempts to prove that \"I'm not that big!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmbizion Pooch™\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery shirt tells a story, and this one celebrates the lovable giants who never outgrow their puppy mindset. They may take up the entire couch, accidentally knock things over with a wagging tail, and believe they're the size of a Chihuahua—but that's exactly why we love them. Because no matter how big they get, they'll always be your little baby at heart.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐶❤️🐾😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCustom pet clothes are more than just good fashion, they’re also perfect for keeping your tiny (or not so tiny) friend warm. This pet tank is 100% cotton for base colors but includes polyester in heather variations. It is safe to machine wash and comes in multiple sizes: S - XL. For breeds with larger chests, sizing up is recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e.: Medium fabric (5 oz\/yd² (169 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: EasyTear™ label\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: For breeds with a larger chest, purchase one size up. 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