Small Dog Mentality Doggy Tank Top
Small Dog Mentality Doggy Tank Top
Small Dog Mentality™ – Oversized body. Tiny-dog confidence.
Just because they're 100 pounds doesn't mean they know it! The Small Dog Mentality™ Dog Shirt from Ambizion Pooch™ is made for the gentle giant who still believes they're the perfect lap dog.
If your oversized pup insists on squeezing into your lap, curling up on the smallest dog bed, climbing onto the couch without an invitation, or trying to be carried like a puppy, this hilarious shirt perfectly captures their larger-than-life personality... and their adorably inaccurate sense of size.
To them, personal space is just a suggestion, and if they fit one paw on your lap, the rest of them is coming too!
Features:
- Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
- Lightweight fit designed for dogs of all sizes
- Funny statement graphic that's sure to get laughs
- Perfect for walks, dog parks, family gatherings, vacations, and social media photos
- Available in multiple sizes and colors
Perfect For:
🐶 Gentle Giants
🛋️ Self-Proclaimed Lap Dogs
❤️ Big Dogs with Even Bigger Hearts
📸 Funny Family Photos
😂 Dogs Who Have No Concept of Personal Space
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous lap sitting, oversized cuddles, surprise kisses, and repeated attempts to prove that "I'm not that big!"
Ambizion Pooch™
Every shirt tells a story, and this one celebrates the lovable giants who never outgrow their puppy mindset. They may take up the entire couch, accidentally knock things over with a wagging tail, and believe they're the size of a Chihuahua—but that's exactly why we love them. Because no matter how big they get, they'll always be your little baby at heart. 🐶❤️🐾😂
Custom pet clothes are more than just good fashion, they’re also perfect for keeping your tiny (or not so tiny) friend warm. This pet tank is 100% cotton for base colors but includes polyester in heather variations. It is safe to machine wash and comes in multiple sizes: S - XL. For breeds with larger chests, sizing up is recommended.
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5 oz/yd² (169 g/m²))
.: EasyTear™ label
.: Please note: For breeds with a larger chest, purchase one size up. Pet tanks run small (size variance +/- 1"-2"
| M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 10.00 | 12.00 | 15.50 |
| Height, in | 7.24 | 8.23 | 9.25 |
| Collar width, in | 5.37 | 6.50 | 9.00 |
When Your Large Pooch is a Scardey Cat or a Lap Dog (Don't realize they are not little)
Custom pet clothes are more than just good fashion, they’re also perfect for keeping your tiny (or not so tiny) friend warm. This pet tank is 100% cotton for base colors but includes polyester in heather variations. It is safe to machine wash and comes in multiple sizes: M - XL. For breeds with larger chests, sizing up is recommended.
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5 oz/yd² (169 g/m²))
.: EasyTear™ label
.: Please note: For breeds with a larger chest, purchase one size up. Pet tanks run small (size variance +/- 1"-2"