{"product_id":"security-unless-you-have-treats-doggy-tank-top","title":"Security (Unless You Have Treats) Doggy Tank Top","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecurity™ (Unless You Have Treats) – Authorized personnel only... unless you're carrying snacks!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery dog takes their security job seriously... until someone reaches into a treat bag! The Security™ (Unless You Have Treats) Dog Shirt from Ambizion Pooch™ is for the fearless four-legged protector who guards the house, patrols the backyard, and barks at every suspicious squirrel, delivery driver, and falling leaf.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut let's be honest... all those tough security protocols disappear the second someone offers a delicious treat. 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Because every great watchdog has one weakness, and sometimes the fastest way past security isn't a password—it's a biscuit. 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