{"product_id":"obedience-school-dropout-doggy-tank-top","title":"Obedience School Dropout Doggy Tank Top","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eObedience School Dropout™ – Sit? Maybe. Stay? Not a chance!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot every dog graduates at the top of the class... and honestly, some are just too busy having fun! The Obedience School Dropout™ Dog Shirt from Ambizion Pooch™ is made for the lovable goofball who hears every command but prefers to negotiate the terms.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhether your pup has selective hearing, turns \"come here\" into a game of chase, or believes every squirrel deserves immediate attention, this hilarious shirt celebrates the dogs who march to the beat of their own paws.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSure, they may not have earned a diploma—but they've definitely earned a permanent place in your heart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLightweight fit for everyday adventures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny, conversation-starting graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for walks, dog parks, training classes, family outings, and social media photos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🎓\u003c\/span\u003e Dogs with Selective Hearing\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e Class Clowns of the Canine World\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐿️\u003c\/span\u003e Easily Distracted Adventurers\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/span\u003e Independent Thinkers\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📸\u003c\/span\u003e Dog Lovers Who Appreciate a Good Laugh\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous zoomies, ignored commands, extra sniff breaks, and humans saying, \"They're lucky they're so cute!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmbizion Pooch™\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery shirt tells a story, and this one celebrates the lovable rebels who may never have mastered every command but have perfected the art of making us laugh, keeping us humble, and loving us unconditionally. Because sometimes the best dogs aren't the most obedient—they're simply the most unforgettable.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐶🎓🐾😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCustom pet clothes are more than just good fashion, they’re also perfect for keeping your tiny (or not so tiny) friend warm. This pet tank is 100% cotton for base colors but includes polyester in heather variations. It is safe to machine wash and comes in multiple sizes: S - XL. For breeds with larger chests, sizing up is recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e.: Medium fabric (5 oz\/yd² (169 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: EasyTear™ label\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: For breeds with a larger chest, purchase one size up. 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