{"product_id":"king-side-eye-doggy-tank-top","title":"King Side Eye Doggy Tank Top","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKing Side Eye™ Dog Shirt Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKing Side Eye™ – Judging you... without saying a word.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery dog has a look... but this guy has the look. The King Side Eye™ Dog Shirt from Ambizion Pooch™ is for the boy dog who's mastered the legendary side-eye. Whether you're running late with dinner, talking too much, singing off-key, or making questionable life decisions, he's already silently judging you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWith one raised eyebrow (if he had one) and that unforgettable sideways glance, your pup has perfected the art of saying, \u003cem\u003e\"Really? That's what we're doing today?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConfident, hilarious, and full of personality, the King Side Eye™ shirt celebrates the dogs who don't need to bark to make their opinions known.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLightweight fit for everyday adventures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny graphic inspired by every dog's iconic side-eye\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for walks, dog parks, family gatherings, vacations, and social media photos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e👑\u003c\/span\u003e Boy Dogs with Big Personalities\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🙄\u003c\/span\u003e Masters of the Side Eye\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e Dogs with a Great Sense of Humor\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📸\u003c\/span\u003e Viral Photo Opportunities\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/span\u003e Pups Who Always Have an Opinion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: Wearing this shirt may result in dramatic sighs, judgmental stares, exaggerated eye rolls, and the unmistakable look that says, \u003cem\u003e\"You woke me up... for this?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmbizion Pooch™\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery shirt tells a story, and this one is for the four-legged kings who have turned the side eye into an art form. 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