{"product_id":"divorce-dog-doggy-tank-top","title":"\"Divorce Dog\" Doggy Tank Top","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDivorce Dog™\u003c\/strong\u003e – Two homes. Double the love. Twice the treats!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLife changes, but one thing never does—your dog's unconditional love. The \u003cstrong\u003eDivorce Dog™ Dog Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e from \u003cstrong\u003eAmbizion Pooch™\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the resilient pups who bring comfort, companionship, and joy through life's transitions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWhether your dog splits time between two loving homes or has become the emotional MVP during a new chapter, this playful shirt adds a little humor to a situation many families can relate to. And let's be honest... if your pup has two beds, two toy baskets, and two treat jars, they may have figured out how to make the arrangement work in their favor!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAfter all, being a \u003cstrong\u003eDivorce Dog™\u003c\/strong\u003e can come with some pretty amazing perks—twice the belly rubs, twice the birthday celebrations, and twice as many people making sure you're the happiest pup around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSoft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eLightweight fit for everyday adventures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHumorous design with a positive, lighthearted message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for walks, family visits, dog parks, and social media photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐾\u003c\/span\u003e Dogs with Two Loving Homes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e❤️\u003c\/span\u003e Loyal Companions Through Life's Changes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e Families Who Appreciate a Little Humor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📸\u003c\/span\u003e Memorable Photo Opportunities\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e Gifts for Dog Lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearing this shirt may lead to extra treats at both houses, duplicate toy collections, and becoming everyone's favorite family member!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmbizion Pooch™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery shirt tells a story, and this one celebrates the incredible resilience of dogs and the unconditional love they give no matter where life leads. Whether they're spending time at one home or two, a dog's greatest joy is simply being surrounded by the people who love them. And if they happen to score double the treats along the way... well, that's just a bonus!\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐶❤️🐾\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eCustom pet clothes are more than just good fashion, they’re also perfect for keeping your tiny (or not so tiny) friend warm. This pet tank is 100% cotton for base colors but includes polyester in heather variations. It is safe to machine wash and comes in multiple sizes: S - XL. For breeds with larger chests, sizing up is recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\u003cbr\u003e.: Medium fabric (5 oz\/yd² (169 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: EasyTear™ label\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: For breeds with a larger chest, purchase one size up. 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